🎮 BIG MAN SIMULATOR: SEXY OVERLOAD 🎮
The most ridiculously over-the-top masculinity simulator ever conceived
🔥 CORE GAMEPLAY LOOP
You play as Chad Thundermuscle, a regular dude who discovers he can increase his "SEXY LEVEL" through various activities. But beware - get too sexy and you'll literally explode from your own overwhelming attractiveness!
📊 The Sexy Meter
- 0-25%: Basic Bro Mode 😐
- 26-50%: Handsome Lad Status 😊
- 51-75%: Heartthrob Territory 😍
- 76-95%: DANGEROUS SEXY ZONE ⚠️
- 96-100%: SEXY OVERLOAD!!!😤🍆😈 GAME OVER
🎯 SEXY-BUILDING ACTIVITIES
💪 Gym Minigames
- Bicep Curls: Mash buttons to pump iron (+2 Sexy per rep)
- Deadlift Challenge: Perfect timing mini-game (+5 Sexy)
- Flex-Off: Rhythm game where you pose to the beat (+3 Sexy)
🧴 Grooming Station
- Beard Trimming: Precision mini-game (+4 Sexy)
- Hair Styling: Create the perfect coif (+3 Sexy)
- Cologne Application: Danger zone - can add +10 Sexy but risks immediate overload!
👔 Fashion Choices
- Tight T-Shirt: +2 Sexy/hour (passive)
- Leather Jacket: +5 Sexy but attracts more attention
- Sunglasses Indoors: +3 Sexy + 50% chance of random swooning NPCs
⚠️ OVERLOAD MECHANICS
Warning Signs (95-99% Sexy):
- Screen starts pulsing with pink hearts
- NPCs begin fainting randomly
- "DANGER! SEXY OVERLOAD IMMINENT!" flashing red text
- Your character starts sweating diamonds
The Final Moment (100% Sexy):
- Screen flashes white
- "SEXY OVERLOAD!!!😤🍆😈" appears in explosive text
- Your character literally explodes into a shower of rose petals and glitter
- Dramatic slow-motion death sequence with opera music
🎮 GAME MODES
Story Mode: "The Sexening"
Follow Chad's journey from zero to hero (to explosion) across 10 increasingly ridiculous levels.
Survival Mode: "How Long Can You Last?"
See how long you can maintain peak sexiness without overloading.
Multiplayer: "Sexy Chicken"
Race other players to get as close to 100% as possible without exploding!
🏆 ACHIEVEMENTS
- "Basic Bro": Reach 25% Sexy
- "Heartbreaker": Cause 100 NPC swoons
- "Playing With Fire": Survive 60 seconds at 95%+ Sexy
- "MAXIMUM OVERLOAD": Die from sexiness 10 times
- "The Ultimate Chad": Unlock all outfits and poses
Coming to Steam Early Access never because this is too powerful for mortal gaming platforms 🎮💥