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๐ŸŽฎ BIG MAN SIMULATOR: SEXY OVERLOAD ๐ŸŽฎ

The most ridiculously over-the-top masculinity simulator ever conceived

๐Ÿ”ฅ CORE GAMEPLAY LOOP

You play as Chad Thundermuscle, a regular dude who discovers he can increase his "SEXY LEVEL" through various activities. But beware - get too sexy and you'll literally explode from your own overwhelming attractiveness!

๐Ÿ“Š The Sexy Meter

  • 0-25%: Basic Bro Mode ๐Ÿ˜
  • 26-50%: Handsome Lad Status ๐Ÿ˜Š
  • 51-75%: Heartthrob Territory ๐Ÿ˜
  • 76-95%: DANGEROUS SEXY ZONE โš ๏ธ
  • 96-100%: SEXY OVERLOAD!!!๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ˆ GAME OVER

๐ŸŽฏ SEXY-BUILDING ACTIVITIES

๐Ÿ’ช Gym Minigames

  • Bicep Curls: Mash buttons to pump iron (+2 Sexy per rep)
  • Deadlift Challenge: Perfect timing mini-game (+5 Sexy)
  • Flex-Off: Rhythm game where you pose to the beat (+3 Sexy)

๐Ÿงด Grooming Station

  • Beard Trimming: Precision mini-game (+4 Sexy)
  • Hair Styling: Create the perfect coif (+3 Sexy)
  • Cologne Application: Danger zone - can add +10 Sexy but risks immediate overload!

๐Ÿ‘” Fashion Choices

  • Tight T-Shirt: +2 Sexy/hour (passive)
  • Leather Jacket: +5 Sexy but attracts more attention
  • Sunglasses Indoors: +3 Sexy + 50% chance of random swooning NPCs

โš ๏ธ OVERLOAD MECHANICS

Warning Signs (95-99% Sexy):

  • Screen starts pulsing with pink hearts
  • NPCs begin fainting randomly
  • "DANGER! SEXY OVERLOAD IMMINENT!" flashing red text
  • Your character starts sweating diamonds

The Final Moment (100% Sexy):

  1. Screen flashes white
  2. "SEXY OVERLOAD!!!๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ˆ" appears in explosive text
  3. Your character literally explodes into a shower of rose petals and glitter
  4. Dramatic slow-motion death sequence with opera music

๐ŸŽฎ GAME MODES

Story Mode: "The Sexening"

Follow Chad's journey from zero to hero (to explosion) across 10 increasingly ridiculous levels.

Survival Mode: "How Long Can You Last?"

See how long you can maintain peak sexiness without overloading.

Multiplayer: "Sexy Chicken"

Race other players to get as close to 100% as possible without exploding!

๐Ÿ† ACHIEVEMENTS

  • "Basic Bro": Reach 25% Sexy
  • "Heartbreaker": Cause 100 NPC swoons
  • "Playing With Fire": Survive 60 seconds at 95%+ Sexy
  • "MAXIMUM OVERLOAD": Die from sexiness 10 times
  • "The Ultimate Chad": Unlock all outfits and poses

Coming to Steam Early Access never because this is too powerful for mortal gaming platforms ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ฅ

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